Monthly Archives: May 2009

An Open Letter to the EX-Vice President

Dear Dick: Sir, it pains me to have to write this letter as I would prefer to pretend that you simply did not exist.  Barring that, I would like to keep you in your undisclosed location, cackling over Tales from the Crypt while drinking a pint of blood from an undisclosed source while stroking your… Continue Reading

A New Woman

It’s funny what a twenty-five degree drop in the weather will do for you.  Ok, maybe not for you, but for me, certainly.  It puts a spring in my step and a smile in my heart. Or not.  Let’s not get too carried away.  It does, however, dial the crankiness down a few dozen notches,… Continue Reading

I’m a Delicate Flower

Stop laughing.  I am, damn it.  Shut the fuck up!  Ok, I am not a delicate flower, but I sure as hell feel like one when I am outside in plus-eighty weather.  It’s supposed to reach 92° today, which is my idea of a living death.  Today is grocery-shopping day, and I had to drop… Continue Reading

Fuck It All

I just read an entry from my friend, whabs’ blog. It is beautiful, poignant, and lyrical.  She talks about her life journey and how she is now ready to live life passionately.  This entry really touched me because I am feeling the exact opposite these days. I have been in a deep funk for the… Continue Reading