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The Baser Side of Me

j0313972I’m still grieving.  I have read many things in lefty blogs about Dr. Tiller’s murder, and I can’t seem to shake it.  Partly because I was lulled into thinking that this kind of violence was in the past.  Partly because I am just so damn discouraged at how the GOP still gets to define how we debate issues and with what terminology.  Whatever the reason, I’m still saddened.  However, a thin thread of anger is beginning to worm its way through the pain.  

So, just for this post, I am giving in to the baser side of me.  I need to vent.

Dear Religious Right,

Listen up.  For far too long you have gotten to choose how to frame the debate around abortion, gay rights, and other things which, quite frankly, are none of your damn business.  I am not talking about Christians in general here, but the wingnutters who are the extremists to the right.  I am not pretending that you are anything more than what you really are–domestic terrorists.  If you had brown skin instead of pale, pasty white skin, you would be known as a terrorist cell.  

I did not know that the last doctor murder was while Clinton was president.  In fact, there were none during the Bush years, despite the fact that abortions rose during Bush’s reign as Decider-in-Chief.  By the way, per that article I just linked, here’s a little fun fact for ya.  Abortions were at 24-year low when W. took office.  Gee, who was prez before him?  Why, one Bill Clinton.  Anyway, as the right gets out of political power, it appears that the batshitcrazyinsane portion of their party feels hopeless and helpless and shoots people to feel better about themselves.  They don’t give a shit that it’s the Dem presidents who actually do things to improve conditions so less abortions are obtained, because really, who needs facts to get in the way of a good hard-on for hate?  

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An Open Letter to the EX-Vice President

Dear Dick:

Sir, it pains me to have to write this letter as I would prefer to pretend that you simply did not exist.  Barring that, I would like to keep you in your undisclosed location, cackling over Tales from the Crypt while drinking a pint of blood from an undisclosed source while stroking your pet lizard.  In reality, you would like to have a boa constrictor, but you are deathly afraid of them–as you are of most everything.  I would like to imagine your wife having a torrid affair with Laura Bush (the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree) while W. is cackling over The New Howdy Doody Show, which he thinks is better than the original.

I would be more than happy to banish you to the far hinterlands of the earth, but you fucking won’t let me.  For eight years, you were silent.  You were behind the scenes, manipulating the puppet, and making sure that things went the way you wanted them to go.  You had more power than anyone in the United States, including the president, and you chose to use that power for evil.  You learned at the tit of Nixon not to leave any incriminating evidence, and you did your best to burn the trail behind you.

Like any meglomaniac, you thought you could do whatever you want, with impunity, and lord knows, you did it.  Like any other cowardly bully who gets shamed in public, you wreaked your revenge indiscriminately, not caring who got hurt along the way.  One act of terrorism, and you metaphorically ripped up the Constitution and wiped your flabby ass on the pieces.

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T’ing Up the Republicans.

technicalAll right.  I have read the blogs and the pundits (all lefties, of course) eloquently detailing what is going on with the Republicans and why they are doubling-down on the shit that got them canned en masse in the first place.   It all makes sense.  I mean, there are only five truly red states now–you know, red like how Rush Limbaugh’s face gets when you withhold his Oxycontin and his donuts–so the surviving Republicans are so far right, they’re in Michelle Malkin’s lap.  Even Sean Hannity privately has a moment of doubt as to how bat-shit crazy conservative the Congress Republicans are.  So, yes, I applaud the attempt by the left to have a substantive discussion as to the whys of the Republican hubris and as to the hows of working through/around said hubris. 

However.   I am not a pundit.  Nor am I a Very Important Blogger.  I probably wouldn’t make it to the list of Forbes’ The 1,000,000 Most Influential Liberals in the Media.  Please note that several of the members on the Forbes’ list of The 25 Most Influential Liberals in the Media are not actual liberals–but that’s neither here nor there.  It’s also neither here nor there that most of the people named are white men. 

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Reaching Out My Hand

reachPresident Obama talks at length about bipartisanship and about how he is the president of every American.  He has reached out to the Republicans, and he’s gotten his hand slapped for his troubles.  Still, he keeps trying.  He truly seems to want to get past the bitter partisanship that has divided this country for the last few decades.  To that end, I am writing an open letter to the religious right in which I will NOT call them names or be overly-snarky.  I can’t promise that no snarkiness will creep into my typing because let’s face it, snarkiness runs through my veins instead of blood.  Still, I will do my utmost to keep my tone civil.  Here we go.

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Mending a Broken Heart (Part One)

An open letter to President-Elect Barack Obama.

broken heartDear President-Elect Obama:

First, I would like to congratulate you on winning the election.  It was, without a doubt, historic in ways we have yet fully begun to absorb, and I’m proud to have been a small part of that history.

I have been watching your career with interest from the minute you won your seat in the Senate.  I saw you on Letterman saying you weren’t thinking about running for president in 2008, and I knew right then that you would run for president in 2008.  I didn’t know you were going to win, but I knew without a doubt that you would run.

Fast-forward to when you declared your candidacy.  You and Hillary Clinton in the same primary?  It seemed like an embarrassment of riches.   I am a Taiwanese-American woman, so you can probably understand why I was doubly-excited about this election cycle.  However, when the first rounds of  female voters vs. black voters started in the media, I felt my first seeds of discomfort.

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Shut. Up.

bush_at_podiumAn open letter to still-president George Bush.

W.:

I recently wrote an open letter to Sarah Palin in which I asked her to shut up and do her job.  In your case, I will simplify that request to just shut up.  I don’t want you doing anything that remotely resembles ‘doing your job’ as you have magnificently fucked it up this last eight years, almost to the point of no redemption. 

I will not rehash your top failures as I don’t want to get writer’s cramp.  Suffice to say, your best accomplishment will be leaving the White House.  Period.  No matter how you and your apologists spin it, you have failed miserably as president.  This is not surprising considering that you failed as the owner of the Texas Rangers and at just about anything else you’ve done.  You are the quintessential poster boy for privileged nepotism, but of course, you can’t see that.

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It’s Not Us, Sarah, It’s You

palin_nowhereAn open letter to Sarah Palin.

Dear Sarah,

May I call you Sarah?  I feel like I know you intimately, as distasteful as that is to me.  I tried my best to avoid mention of you during the election, but it proved to be futile.  After all, you were purportedly running to be a heartbeat away from pressing the red button that makes the whole world go ka-blooey.  Had McCain won the election, that would have been a very real and very scary possibility.

But I digress.

In the months since your resounding defeat, you have whined about how mistreated you’ve been by the dreaded media, by those crazy lefty socialists, by John McCain and his camp, and by anyone else you can blame for the defeat, except–and this is the important part, Sarah–you are the reason you got sent packing back to Alaska with your tail between your legs.

You.

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