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Chocolate, Cocks, and Carnal Consumption

Posted on July 15, 2009 by admin • 10 Comments

VenusWillendorf Walking through the grocery shop, I ostensibly was looking for nourishment for my week. However, I was also checking out what was on display for more carnal satiation. There are a few possibilites, but I hesitate to squeeze the tomatoes where I buy them.

As I walk, all I can think about is how rounded my breasts are. They are big to begin with, and now, they feel full with desire and longing.

They are ripe. They are ready to be sucked, plucked, and fucked. They are heavy with wanting. My body is sybaritic as I stretch and arch my back. All my senses are heightened, and my nerves are taut. My pussy is permanently wet, and I only have to cross my legs and squeeze to give myself a mini-orgasm. This is not like me at all. Ok, the lust part, yes, but not the intensity.

I’m in a mood where listening to songs like this make me want to grab the next person I see and just fuck him/her:

A friend passed on this song, and I damn near came just watching the video. I don’t particularly care for J-Lo, but she has a nice ass, and LL Cool J? He’s fine. Go watch it and tell me he isn’t!

Hungry Like the Wolf

Posted on July 15, 2009 by admin • 17 Comments

I was a huge Duran Duran fan back in the day. Your video for the day:

Here is a link for the original video (I can’t embed it). Why am I posting a Duran Duran video? Well, because I can. Oh, and this song is pertinent to my blog entry for the day.

It’s back. I thought it was gone, but no, it was just waiting, waiting, waiting for the perfect time to pounce. WTF am I talking about? My stupid sexual peak. You can read more about it here, here, and here. Even though Natasha had told me about this affliction in horrible details when she went through them, I truly did not understand the depths to which this peak spreads. When I was first hit with the peak, I thought I would explode. I wrote a personal, but I wasn’t satisfied with the results. Then, shit happened, and the peak faded a bit.

I Want to Fuck You Like an Animal

Posted on March 19, 2009 by admin • 6 Comments

Ok, I’m getting the politics out of the way right off the bat: I can be pissed off at AIG, Congress, the last administration, this administration, AND the American public simultaneously for the financial market fiasco that has occurred in the past thirty years. I don’t have to limit myself to one entity or for one reason. See, I’m talented in that I can multitask that way.

Now, to the real story. I am in a very bad mood. There are several reasons for it, but a big one is because I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX. Granted, I think about it quite often, anyway, but I can’t seem to stop thinking about it. By the way, I know I’ve posted this Nine Inch Nails video before (Closer), but it’s very appropriate to today’s topic.

Do Me, Baby

Posted on March 17, 2009 by admin • 5 Comments

kamasutra5 Ok. I know the world is in a full-frontal meltdown, and I promised my solution to world peace, but I am still preoccupied with sex. That means that world peace will have to be delayed yet another day. I am gonna be like the AIG execs and hold the world hostage until I get my demands filled–over and over and over again.

By the way, just a quick Fuck You to Rick Santelli and Senator John Kyl for pooh-poohing the outrage over the AIG bonuses. Santelli, if you remember, is the guy who called foreclosed homeowners losers, and Senator Kyl is tha asshole who demagogued (to use his word) over earmarks in the stimulus bill after inserting a rather large earmark request (or dozen) of his own. So FUCK YOU BOTH.

I meant that in the symbolic fashion, however, as, even in the overheated state that I am, I would not fuck either of them. I do have some standards. In fact, I wrote a personal ad years ago that said I welcomed any gender, race, age (within reason), but that no Republicans were allowed. I hold true to that today more so than ever.

Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby

Posted on March 16, 2009 by admin • 5 Comments

hoverflies_mating_midair2 Ok, I know I promised to bring about world peace today, but that will have to be shelved because I have a more pressing problem.

Sex. Or rather, the lack thereof. See, I just hit my sexual peak last night–what? Stop laughing. I did! I could actually feel it when it hit. One minute, I was moderately interested in sex, as I always am, and the next minute, I HAD TO HAVE IT. I have never been addicted to a drug, but I imagine this is what it feels like. I am jonesin’ to get laid, and it’s not happening. Why?

First of all, I don’t have a partner. That hinders things a bit. Second, I don’t think I’ll be satisfied with an inanimate substitute. I have ’em, but I have a hunch it’s not going to be enough. Third, I am not into the bar scene any more. Fourth, I never cared for on-line personals. Fifth, I’m not feeling good about my body right now.

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