9:35 p.m. 12/26/04 Today, I am still depressed from yesterday. I decide to pop in another movie after watching the twelve o’clock football game. This time, a true comedy. Truly Madly Deeply. It’s like Ghost, I thought, except it has Alan Rickman in it with a really, really bad porn mustache. In fact, I almost… Continue Reading
Category Archives: Movie Reviews After
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone–After You See It
3:14 a.m. 12/22/23/04 Ok. Since I am obsessed with Jason Isaacs and Alan Rickman, I decided I needed to watch the first and third Harry Potter again. I mean, before, I didn’t recognize the hotness that is Snape-ok, that is Rickman playing Snape-and I actually thought there could be too much Snape. What rot… Continue Reading
Close My Eyes–After You See It
4:13 a.m. 1/10/11/05 I have two simple rules for a movie which will immediately improve its viability tenfold. One, the cello. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The cello is the most beautiful instrument known to humankind. Any movie is better off with a bit of cello in it. The second… Continue Reading