Super Bowl Second Half Showdown!

Damn.  Now I want fries.

You know, I have never bought something because of a commercial, but I certainly have NOT bought something because of one.  Capital One falls in the latter category–I will never use them. By the way, I mute commercials every other time I watch TV, so this is agony for me.

James Harrison is cute, too.  The Stillers are a handsome bunch.

Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne is a kicking song.

Annnnd we’re off.

Dang.  James Harrison is the youngest of fourteen kids.  I guess that’s the color to the story.

Oooh, fumble????  James Harrison recovers the turnover!

Wooooot!  It’s gonna be overturned, though. 

Ok, the Denny’s commercial with Martin Scorsese was worth half a chuckle.

Damn.  Incomplete pass.  But, Stillers should get the ball back, anyway, because it’s fourth down.

Oooh Troy’s luscious locks!

I am not a gadget woman, but I love my HDTV for optimum sports-watching.

The Rock is cute, but what’s up with the Disney movies?

Awww, my boys are snuggling on my lap, cheeks pressed against each other.  They are so cute.

The Steelers are marching down the field again, but where in the world is Hines Ward?  I know he’s hurt, but I expected to see a little more of him.  Woah, Ben went from possibly losing fifteen yards to getting a personal foul against the defender.  He’s really good at scrambling.

The Cards’ defense is being exposed.  They really don’t know what to do. 

Hm.  A third foul on the Cardinals.  Oooh, does that give a first down?  Yes, it does.  Stuuuuupid. 

Just get in the damn end zone!  You have to be kidding me!  Gah!

God, I hate dick flicks.

Just muted my first commercial.  It was either that or kill my TV.  And the commercial is STILL playing.  I don’t even know what it’s for because I stopped watching.  Yes, that’s a really effective commercial, folks.

Deep thought:  If the score stays as is right now, might a defensive end actually win the Super Bowl MVP trophy?  I think he would have to have another interception and run-back to even be considered.  That’s sad.

Ok, I don’t care that the commercial was stupid–Troy Polamalu!  Yes!

This sucks.

WTF???????

You have to be kidding me!

That was a catch?????

Wooooot!

Replay….oh, the tension.  That was a catch, man!   It was a catch!

Ok, if this stands, then Ben should get the MVP.

Crap.  My emotions are all over the place. 

It’s my blogging.  I stopped blogging, and the Cardinals came back.  I started blogging again, and the Stillers get a touchdown.

So, for the last half a minute, I’ m going to keep blogging.  Yes, I know it’s ridiculous.  Yes, I know it won’t help my team to blog, but it can’t hurt. 

Interception.  Interception.  Interception.  Crap.  I like Larry, though, because he’s from MN (and he’s cute). 

Come on, Stillers!  Half a minute.  Come on, D.  This is your bread and butter.  You can do it!  Come on, Troy.  Interception now!

Woooot!  Farrier.  Fumble reception.  Game over!

Man.  That was too wild.  Still, the Steelers won, and that’s what matters.

Though, I have to give mad props to the Cards.  They played one hell of a game.

Post Game Crap:

Who is gonna be MVP?  I’m guessing Ben.  Maybe.  Santonio?  Maybe.  James?  Not a chance.

Time has not been kind to Joe Namath.  Too much booze.

What a stupid question.  Did you ever think you were in over your head?  What??  Mike Tomlin just won the f’ing Super Bowl, and you want to ask if he thought he couldn’t handle it????

Damn.  Santonio got MVP.  I long for a defensive guy to get one.

Ok.  I did my blogging duty.  God has spoken–he prefers Troy Polamalu over Kurt Warner.  Night!