My fellow Americans. Today, I sit proudly before you in order to announce my candidacy for the 2016 presidential race (I am assuming that President Obama will win his reelection campaign in 2012). Why am I announcing my candidacy so early? Because I have done jackshit in politics, so I gotta start kissing ass now!… Continue Reading
One Hour
One hour. That’s all it took before I felt like a big, ugly oaf. That is when my mom brought out the clothes she had brought from Taiwan for me. This year, the fashion over there is skinny pants coupled with long, slim shirts. Now, even in my best of times, that is not… Continue Reading
What Mainstream?
Come take a trip down memory lane with me. No, you don’t have a choice (except to not read this entry). It’s like when your friends plunk you down on their couch and make you watch the videos from their family vacation. No matter how much you protest, you know you’re sunk. In other words,… Continue Reading
Splish Splash, I was Taking a Bath
No, I wasn’t. I was actually cleaning my refrigerator, but that didn’t sound like a snappy title, so I didn’t use it. I hate cleaning. I hate in more than just about anything in the world. I hate the fact that the minute you clean, you see a piece of dirt that you swear wasn’t… Continue Reading
Weightier
Well, since I’m up when I don’t want to be (like that’s anything new), I thought I’d whip off an entry since I slacked off last night. Then, I really must clean as we (by we, I mean I) are coming down to crunch time. The score is tied, and with 5 seconds left, a… Continue Reading
Weight of the World
All right, mateys! Up next is item number two on my list, losing weight. You might want to put on your hip waders because it’s gonna get dirty and ugly up in here. Why? Because when I talk about weight issues, it ain’t pretty. This time, I’m looking at the issue of weight mostly… Continue Reading
My New Life’s Resolution
All right. Sit back, relax, grab a pop or a cup of coffee because this is gonna take some time. Yesterday, I told you I found the meaning of MY life. It has been a slow road, to be sure, but I have finally made it to this point. A month ago, I outlined 7… Continue Reading
I’m Back, Bitchez!
I’m back, bitchez! Did you miss me? What’s that, you say? I wasn’t gone? Yes, I was. Didn’t you notice the sappy Minna hanging around for the past couple of days being all, you know, emotional and shit? Well, I sent her to her room without supper, locked the door, and ate the fucking key.… Continue Reading
Soul Sister–A Hagiography
Have you ever met someone with whom you have such a strong connection, it doesn’t matter how much time passes, you always pick up where you left off once you’re together again? I have met one such person, and what’s more, I’ve been fortunate enough to have her as my best friend for the last… Continue Reading
Smiles, Everybody, Smiles!
First of, I am grateful for everyone who’s checked in on me today, either on my blog or through email or both. Whenever I feel like I’m hitting rock bottom, there are friends who remind me that they are looking out for me. I can say that at least this time, I can feel the… Continue Reading