4:18 a.m. 1/15/16/05 The first time I saw Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, I had more important business to take care of-such as watching someone’s ass as he lay on the floor before me. That’s why when I watched it the second time, a few years later, I couldn’t remember seeing it before. … Continue Reading
Happy New Year, Sans Resolutions
This is part two of my welcome. Last year, I had one resolution–to regret the things I’ve done versus the things I haven’t done. This year, I have none. Why? Because while I am satisfied with meeting last year’s resolution, I don’t have a good history of keeping my resolutions. I am sure most of… Continue Reading
Close My Eyes–Before You See It
2:34 p.m. 1/14/05 Close My Eyes is the current Alan Rickman fare up to bat. If a movie is going to be a one-concept conceit, then that concept better be one hell of a winner, or the movie is going to fall singularly flat. In this case, the conceit is an incestuous…fling between brother… Continue Reading
Close My Eyes–After You See It
4:13 a.m. 1/10/11/05 I have two simple rules for a movie which will immediately improve its viability tenfold. One, the cello. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The cello is the most beautiful instrument known to humankind. Any movie is better off with a bit of cello in it. The second… Continue Reading
Welcome. I Hope You Stay Awhile.
Hi. Well, after countless moves and upgrades, I think I am finally ready to settle down and blog. It’s been a strange year in my journey into blogging land, but I think I have found my home. This is my welcome post. With it, I welcome you and invite you to take a peek into… Continue Reading